The 7th Avenue Band is now taking applications to fill a position that is close to our heart. Our close personal friend and mixologist of Bugz’s, Melissa Long, is in need of a “Man Slave”.

Yes, poor Melissa is tired of brushing the snow off her car on cold nights. She is tired of having to shovel snow out of her driveway, she is needing a warm cup of coffee delivered on cold days, lunch delivered to her home when she is tired, house cleaned when needed, gourmet dinners also a must. MEN! Step up to plate and send your resume to the 7th Avenue Band today. Applicants will be reviewed by the band (and a full background check) and the lucky winner will be notified February 25th. Melissa will be with the band that evening while they are rocking Bugz’s. Applicants must have no criminal records, ok maybe a small one, must be single, and willing to work days, weekends and evenings.

Attached is a photo of Melissa Long (the lovely lady on the left) during a recent Super Hero convention in Pawtucket MO. We don’t know the two odd men with her.

 

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